Kuando el gato no esta, los ratones hacen fiesta.

-I'm going to Italy till monday, so you can shag all weekend.

- I already do that. what makes you think that that I would have a problem being you here?

-Yes, that's true, you don't seem to have a problem. Now you can have an orgy.

-I haven't had an orgy because I haven't been in the mood, not because you have been here, darling.

Este tio es tonto, mira las kosas ke me dice. Ahora entiendo por ke no se ha traido nunka a nadie estando yo aki, le debe dar verguenza o pensar ke yo lo voy a juzgar, kuando el ya solito se ha juzgado y kondenado. En lo ke a mi respekta, mejor, asi estoy mas trankilo y no hay tasiego de gente deskonocida por kasa. Kari, ke yo no estoy pa estas bobadas, ke me trae sin kuidao kien te la meta!