Euphemisms

Version 1: Sorry, Man. I didn't phone you yesterday. I ended up going to Robert's ex-boyfriend birthday party and things got a bit messy.

Version 2: Sorry Man. I didn't phone you yesterday because I decided to go to Robert's ex-boyfriend birthday party, and, as usual, I got completely trashed hoovering the flat!

Comment: I bet that flat hasn't got a speckle of dust anywhere, no mestrana kari, si te lo debiste meter to por la nariz, apuesto a ke la senora de la limpieza no tiene na ke hacer en ese piso esta semana!